Ugly Baby Names. Think Twice Before You Name Your Kids!

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Anyone who is expecting a child will sooner or later face a wonderful, if not always easy, task: Finding the right first name for their son or daughter is a real challenge. There are a few ugly boy names, such as Judy Gish, and then there are ugly baby girl names. Sure we can put them as Ugly names for baby boys and baby girls.

Who doesn’t love babies? However rhetorical it may seem. But everybody loves babies in their own unique ways. I mean Why not? They are adorable when they move around, laugh cry or do what they do best. You can’t put a tag on these qualities, Only you can tag them by their names. Yes! When you decide to name them.

Parents Must Avoid Giving Ugly Names to Their Kids

It is important to pick a baby’s name carefully because it signifies and defines their existence in the world. As a result, you ought to steer clear of ugly names. It would be better to choose a name based on its meaning and sound in the hopes that it will reflect in their lives. But how can you tell the difference between a good name and a bad name? Finding the names you must avoid is an ideal approach.

Finding the perfect baby name is hard. If you want to give your baby a name that will stand out, you should consider giving them a unique name that hasn’t been given to anyone else before. However, the risk of a unique name is that it could end up being extremely embarrassing. These are some of the worst baby names, and if you meet a child named this, you probably don’t want to be their classmate because chances are they’ll be teased mercilessly for it.

Is there such a thing as ”Ugly baby names” or do they just sound awful by what they mean or what they have been representing? But they are still cute.

A surveyed sample was done by a website in the USA. Results were so shocking that how can parents name their kids these names?

Each child’s name is a symbol of their personality and will become a sign of the child’s life. To make this sign even more meaningful, you can decorate your entire home with neon signs with your child’s name on them.

Such decoration creates a unique, stylish, and modern atmosphere, highlighting the parents’ attention and love for their children, promoting the emotional exchange and interaction between family members, and making children feel more like they are the core of the family, with a sense of belonging and happiness.

Here is the list of a few ugliest names that are hated or don’t get appreciation as the others.

Ugly Boy Names

Ugly boy names should be avoided if you want to have a good-looking child. A boy named Urchin is not going to look good standing next to Vernon and Charlie. But a beautiful name like Penny or Berry will make a boy seem like a prince. Yet some parents tend to miss the idea and give their kids dumb names. 

Ugly Boy Names


Well! This just doesn’t need any explanation. This name can be considered an ugly boy name around the world.


No matter how uncreative it sounds, it is pretty creative as this spell backward to (Heaven), I am sure most of yous out there wouldn’t wanna call your son the name which has been trended #uglybabynames on Twitter


You wouldn’t wanna go into details about such a name which sounds ”ûrl”


Who among you is mature enough to take this name seriously? List of all ugly boy names this name will always be in ugly boy names.


We were mistaken when we assumed that nobody would give their infant a name at all. However, some parents had the audacity to give their children this monstrous annoying name. Just goes to show how crazy people are these days.


Somebody got inspired by the cartoon character from Popeye the Sailor Man. But he chose this character to name his baby boy.

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Corona and Covid

Covid-19 hit worldwide around last year, Having such terrible implications about this deadly virus, One couple in India decided to name their twins Corona and Covid”


Let’s just skip the details of why you shouldn’t name your son Dick. There was once a time before the internet happened, and this name was somehow acceptable. But this comes as a surprise to me if the parents are still naming their son Dick!

Envy Burger

I seriously cannot think what this poor baby did to deserve this name.


Yes, there are Fans who have named their son Shrek.


Giving your child the name Pirate is the best method to ensure that he or she will become an accountant. When naming their child, Korn Jonathan Davis and his wife Deven most likely had that in mind.


Even if you are in the Military. why would you name your son Cannon? It just sounds so destructive.

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Doesn’t it sound like ”Old-Guy”?


Maybe someone got busy naming their Kid, They kept calling him Kid so it went on.


This is just absurd. I wish this baby won’t turn out to be a criminal.

William Thomas Ford

There is nothing wrong with the name per se, but if you look at the initials of the name. It abbreviates (WTF).


Though some folks thought about the ocean and gave their boy a dumb name (Sea-man). But it can go wrong due to obvious reasons.

Ugly Girl Names

The list just doesn’t stretch to ugly boy names. There are so many ugly girl names that are not kept under any consideration by parents while naming their beautiful little girls.

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There is nothing wrong with the name Virginia for State, But imagine your little girl has little stammering and ends up calling her name Vagina. Yeah! You wouldn’t wanna take that risk.


Don’t you think it’s too outdated?


Speaking of old names, Martha too seems a bit old and Outdated


If a kid could sue their parents for giving them an ugly girl name. She would definitely do so.


This just sounds too hilarious as if someone is asking ”where are my mints”


You might have visited or have planned Ireland that week, So


A couple from Egypt named their girl Facebook, commemorating the site Facebook played a great role in the revolution in their country.


There is no extent to which this audacity ends. People just get so lost in the midset. This is the supreme example of how far some people can and name their kid this.

Abcde (pronounced ab-city)

Thats just very lazy and giving your little girl this dumb name.


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This word means Un-lucky. I feel sorry for the girl who got this name out of luck.


Can’t say more about this, another social media-obsessed couple named their baby girl hashtag. #What_They_Were_Thinkin

Jennifer and Angelina

Some pop culture fans named their twins Jennifer and Angelina. If you are aware of pop culture a little bit you will know that this does not add well.


The name itself is very cute. But it has that vibe when you hear a villainous girl’s name in movies.


No matter how cute it sounds and you may find your kid resembling an apple. But you shouldn’t just name her Apple.


There is nothing wrong with the name Peggy as per se. But it’s just very old.

FAQ – Ugly Names

What is the ugliest baby boy name you’ve heard?

  • Adolf
  • Anous
  • Dick

What is the ugliest baby girl name you’ve heard?

  • Abcde (pronounced ab-city)
  • Fannie
  • Virginia

This list is created just for fun on the basis of Internet reviews, We do not mean to offend anyone. 

Do share your favourite Ugly baby names in the comments below.

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I am Jessica Moretti, mother of 1 boy and 2 beautiful twin angels, and live in on Burnaby Mountain in British Columbia. I started this blog to discuss issues on parenting, motherhood and to explore my own experiences as a parent. I hope to help you and inspire you through simple ideas for happier family life!



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